Later that evening, Rosalie lingered with Hector on the veranda. He was silent as usual, his lush brown eyes locked upon some distant horizon that only his heart could know. She had learned not to disturb these moods, but tonight she yearned more than ever to reach him.

"Please tell me what you're feeling," she whispered. As always, there was no reply, only the unblinking, haunted stare that masked untold heartbreak and madness. Her aching for him was greater now than she had ever known, and slowly, hesitantly, she lowered her face to him.

It was only a flutter at first, a brief sensation as her lips brushed against his, but it felt like forbidden fire coursing through her entire body. Drunk with passion, she pressed her mouth ever more urgently to his, desperately seeking some sign, some ray of hope that he hungered for her as well.But there was no hint of validation from his warm yet unyielding eyes, and Rosalie felt her passion turn to anger. "Well, I hope you're proud ofth yourthelfth!" she blurted. "All thith thime I waitedth for you, praying thath you could thare my feelingth! And now, ifth you'll let go of my thounge, I'm leaving you fthorever!"

Check these tables out, so nice.


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Or just do it the daftpunk way.

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If you are a gamer, just build yourself a MAME-table!

Jim Carrey and his girlfriend Jenny McCarthy are in Hawaii this week, tasking a well deserved break from whatever the hell it is rich people do. Jenny looks hot but Jim is really not aging well. That crazy diet he does has him looking all gaunt and crazy. Not like me. I'm a hunk, as you could probably tell by my shark tooth necklace and tiny safari shorts.

California Highway Patrol in the Los Angeles area recently found some amusement filling out accident reports in a series of car accidents. As it turned out, drivers were losing control and running into other vehicles upon seeing a giant women’s pubis displayed on the front part of an oncoming car.

The CHP started frantically looking for the dangerous pubis and came upon the tracks of a young hairdresser named Nelly Node. Nelly’s passion for the arts made the young woman photograph her own crotch and put the zoomed picture on her Volkswagen Beetle. Nelly decided to use such a shameless method to prepare her college course work in which she analyzed the art of design. The witty student’s idea worked for the college professors.

She was proudly driving her ‘pubic beetle’ until the CHP arrested the woman. The court ruled that Nelly’s car was creating a dangerous situation on the roads. The girl had to paint over her car’s hood.

Here’s a picture of her VW before she had to repaint it.

I hope you had a nice little year and your overall success was a lot better than that of the dow-jones!

Even with minimal effort, Lindsay Lohan stepped onto Miami beach yesterday and proved she can still smash every girl in Hollywood in a bikini contest. She's just so GD good at being a girl. Skinny, huge tits, super long hair. She's everything a girl is supposed to be, with the added bonus that she'll get high and lick kitty. To the best of my knowledge I’ve never had sex with her, but I'm sure the answer to everything in bed is Yes. Anal? Yes. ATM? Why not. Swallow? Let's do it! She's like an amusement park for grownups.

Chloe Sevigny is actually kind of hot, until you look at her. She’s good from the back, and good from the neck down ... but that face. Woof. How on earth did this chick ever make it in Hollywood? Its f*cking madness. I’d rather make out with a average chick who just shit her pants than Chloe with that mug.

No way! ^^

Can´t help it.

Real men. real dogs. Just love it!

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Hillarious! I'm an Anteater.

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Very nice, check more at the artists website.

Some random girl I guess ^^

What is this upposed to be? Please explain it to me, it´s disturbing :D